Sunday September 21, 2008 11:59 am
This Week on TV (9/28-9/21)
Posted by Veronica Santiago Categories: Animation, Comedy, Drama, Games, Prime Time, Reality, Sci-Fi/Horror, Specials, ABC, Cable, CBS, FOX, HBO, NBC, Amazing Race, The, Dancing With The Stars, Desperate Housewives, ER, Family Guy, Grey’s Anatomy, Heroes, My Name Is Earl, Survivor, The Office,
(You can view TV Envy’s Fall Television Programming Schedule here.)
MONDAY (9/22)
Season premieres: The Big Bang Theory, Boston Legal, CSI: Miami, Dancing with the Stars, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Worst Week
- Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8pm): Special two-hour premiere. “The season begins with 13 new celebrities.” Any time a reference is made about Kim Kardashian’s butt or cut foot, take a drink.
- Two and a Half Men (CBS, 9pm): “Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend whose son bears a striking resemblance to him.” As if Charlie Sheen really needed to get involved in another custody issue.
- Heroes (NBC, 9pm): Special two-hour premiere. “Suresh makes an important breakthrough.” It’s taken him two seasons to realize how boring his character is.
- Worst Week (CBS, 9:30pm): Series premiere. “Disaster-prone Sam Briggs, and his girlfriend, Melanie, visit her parents – who don’t like Sam – to tell them that they are engaged and expecting a child.” It’s always good to get the disappointing news out all at once.
TUESDAY (9/23)
Season premieres: Law & Order: SVU, Opportunity Knocks, The Mentalist, NCIS, Without a Trace
- Opportunity Knocks (ABC, 8pm): Series premiere. “A family is asked trivia questions based on their knowledge of each other.” Question #1: Which of your family members would actually bother watching this show?
- The Mentalist (CBS, 9pm): Series premiere. “A former fake psychic now uses his gift for observing details to assist a California crime unit.” Any program with Simon Baker is worth watching…at least once.
- Without a Trace (CBS, 10pm): “The team searches for a man whose daughter vanished years earlier.” It’s families like this one that keep the crew employed.
- Law & Order: SVU (NBC, 10pm): “New ADA Kim Greylek (Michaela McManus) helps Benson with her investigation.” Couldn’t they introduce an expendable male ADA every once in a while?
WEDNESDAY (9/24)
Season premieres: Criminal Minds, CSI: NY, Gary Unmarried, Knight Rider, Lipstick Jungle, The New Adventures of Old Christine
- Knight Rider (NBC, 8pm): Series premiere. “Mike and KITT gear up to deliver a package—but their parcel turns out to be a man with top-secret codes inscribed in his DNA.” This sounds like a job for The Transporter!
- The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS, 8pm): “The fourth season begins with Christine proposing to Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas.” I fail to see how being forced to go to the Bahamas would be a bad thing.
- David Blaine: Dive of Death (ABC, 9pm): Two-hour special. “For three days and nights, David Blaine attempts to hang upside down (and walk) on a wire five stories in the air with no safety net, using electromagnetic boots.” Could the show’s title be any more negative?
- CSI: NY (CBS, 10pm): “The fifth season begins with Mac being taken hostage by a bank robber and then waking up in a submerged car with no memory of how he got there.” How he got there should be the least of his concerns at this point.
THURSDAY (9/25)
Season premieres: ER, Grey’s Anatomy, My Name is Earl, The Office, Survivor: Gabon, Ugly Betty
- Survivor: Gabon (CBS, 8pm): Special two-hour premiere. “The 17th season begins with 18 castaways marooned in Gabon, Africa.” Sadly, this description sounds very much like a Real World/Road Rules challenge.
- Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 9pm): Special two-hour premiere. “A military doctor (Kevin McKidd) who arrives at the hospital with a trauma patient catches Cristina’s eye.” I’m not sure if he should be flattered or scared.
- The Office (NBC, 9pm): Special hour premiere. “Pam attends art school in New York, leaving behind a pining Jim.” Who knew that turtle she drew would actually get her into a real art school?
- ER (NBC, 10pm): ‘The 15th and final season opens with the staff dealing with the aftermath of the ambulance explosion.” Wasn’t there an explosion last fall? Oh, wait—Neela was just trampled in a rally. Never mind.
FRIDAY (9/26)
- Who Are You Wearing (TLC, 7pm): “Four designers compete to create a dress for Holly Robinson Peete to wear on the red carpet.” Wait a second—where exactly is Holly going…and does anyone really care?
- America’s Toughest Jobs (NBC, 8pm): “The contestants prepare for a bullfighting job by allowing a bull to push them around in a barrel.” Now is that really a job, or just a profession someone chooses to do?
- Grizzly Man Diaries (Animal, 9pm): “Treadwell records a terrible nightmare of being eaten alive by a bear in his journal.” For some reason he hasn’t thought about that possibility until now.
- Presidential Debate (Several, 9pm EST): In the blue corner, we have Obama; in the red corner, we have McCain. Oh, yeah—the gloves are finally coming off tonight!
SUNDAY (9/28)
Season premieres: The Amazing Race, American Dad, Brothers & Sisters, Californication, Cold Case, Desperate Housewives, Dexter, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Little Britain USA, The Simpsons, The Unit
- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 7pm): Special two-hour premiere. “A woman who took in her deceased sister’s children and now heads a family of 15 receives a home makeover from Ty and her team.” It’s time for the season of guilt to begin.
- The Amazing Race (CBS, 8pm): “The race begins with 11 teams departing the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum and flying to Salvador, Brazil where they must either climb up a large stone staircase on their hands and knees or climb down a 240-foot cargo net.” If there’s anything I’ve learned from American Gladiators, it’s that cargo nets are much more difficult than they appear.
- American Dad (FOX, 9:30pm): “It’s Roger’s 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve’s impending puberty to celebrate.” I know nothing about Steve, but I too am weirded out by this milestone.
- Brothers & Sisters (ABC, 10pm): “Rebecca and Justin do their best to keep their relationship a secret.” Word of advice: boating topless would not be advisable.
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