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MONDAY (11/8)

• 90210 (CW, 8 p.m.): "Adrianna breaks a date with Navid when Victor fixes her up with Joe Jonas (appearing as himself)." She thought the opportunity could inspire her to write a great break-up song some day.
• Hawaii Five-0 (CBS, 10 p.m.): "Danny's ex-partner in the Honolulu Police Department is murdered and his body is found in a barbecue pit during a luau." Well, that's the pits.
• Hoarders (A&E, 10 p.m.): "A woman's home is so cluttered that she didn't realize a homeless person was living in her basement." The biggest shocker? All that unused storage space!

TUESDAY (11/9)

• No Ordinary Family (ABC, 8 p.m.): "The Powells try to keep their powers a secret when Stephanie's parents (Cybill Shepherd, Bruce McGill) grow suspicious during a surprise visit." They're quite aware of Cybill's detective and moonlighting skills.
• The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo, 9 p.m.): " It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player." A little gambling is fun when you're with her.
• Parenthood (NBC, 10 p.m.): "Sarah stays out with Gordon all night, much to the chagrin of Amber and Drew." There's something behind those wicked eyebrows they simply don't trust.

WEDNESDAY (11/10)

• The Defenders (CBS, 10 p.m.): "Nick defends a rapper (Romeo Miller) accused of murdering two people at a club." Witness claimed he slayed the victims with his rhymes.
• Psych (USA, 10 p.m.): "Despereaux (Cary Elwes) uses a visit from Shawn and Gus to escape from prison and pull off one last job." He promised it would be his last Saw film.
• Harry Loves Lisa (TV Land, 10 p.m.): Season finale. "Harry takes command of his future after failing to land a job during pilot season." Step #1: Ask Blair Underwood and Jimmy Smits for advice on staying relevant after LA Law.

THURSDAY (11/11)

• The Office (NBC, 9 p.m.): "Erin and Gabe host a Glee viewing party for the gang at Gabe's house." With Steve Carell leaving, it's time to start checking out the competition.
• Fairy Jobmother (Lifetime, 9 p.m.): "An unemployed couple realize that their supportive family are actually keeping them from moving forward." The biggest realization? They've never properly thanked them for it.
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX, 10 p.m.): "Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher and takes her students on a field trip---to see the gang make a movie: Lethal Weapon 5." Mel Gibson's shunning from Hollywood is everyone else's gain.

FRIDAY (11/12)

• Smallville (CW, 8 p.m.): "Lois views a video her mom (Teri Hatcher) made for her before her death." Her mother went from Va-Va-Broom to Va-Va-Doom.
• What Not to Wear (TLC, 9 p.m.): "A naval officer gets rid of her skimpy off-duty attire." Why waste money on clothes when she could simply land men with her uniform?
• Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team (CMT, 9 p.m.): "Rookie candidates gets makeovers, including hair, makeup, full-body tans and teeth whitening." Note: This should not be confused with the Jersey Shore auditions.

SUNDAY (11/14)

• Desperate Housewives (ABC, 9 p.m.): "Beth tries to learn more about Paul's past." She found it really weird when someone called him "Duck Phillips" at the store.
• Sarah Palin's Alaska (TLC, 9 p.m.): Series premiere. "The 'Last Frontier' is explored through the eyes of one of its most famous citizens. In the premiere, Sarah Palin goes salmon fishing with her family." Later, she points out the stunning views of Russia from her her house.
• Brothers & Sisters (ABC, 10 p.m.): "Luc's charismatic mother (Sonia Braga) tries to play matchmaker for a reluctant Nora." She said dating a woman might be enjoyable than Nora thinks.