I never thought I’d see the day when a perfectly good comedy wastes its time on celebutante trash.  Unfortunately, this news is real: Paris Hilton will guest star on an episode of My Name is Earl.

Granted, there was a time when Tara Reid was seen roaming the halls of Scrubs—but I actually believe that was during her less skanky period.

The show’s creator confirmed that Hilton will be featured in one of Earl’s dream sequences.  (Let’s hope it’s a dream of Joy and Catalina pulling her extensions out.)

The cameo will happen during the show’s official return:  April 3.