This one goes out to Paula Abdul:

Seriously, Paula—you have got to be freakin’ kidding me!!!

Before I just considered you to be pathetic….but now I’m this close to saying I flat out loathe you.  After having watched the latest episode of Hey Paula, I’m certain you’ve at least lost all my respect. OK! magazine may have the pics that could destroy Britney’s career, but Bravo has been airing your career destroyer for weeks now.

C’mon—are you seriously telling me that you imposed on your stylist to do your interior decorating for you? (Uhhh, he does your hair and makeup).  A house you never even bothered to go see???  Then you complained when you saw the end result???  Well maybe if you bothered to stop shopping so that you could meet with the designer, she would have known what you wanted!  Besides, it was a rental house—you’re not going to live there forever!

I know I’ve said it before, but I will go ahead and say it again:  I don’t care how much you cry—I don’t feel sorry for you. Now stop talking about the neck pain!