On a day when we should be honoring our country’s fallen soldiers, E! will be celebrating its latest contribution to the reality genre: Living Lohan.

This memorial day, Ali Lohan will show us how bad styling choices can quickly age a 14-year-old girl.  We’ll also see why momma Dina so rightly deserved her recent “Top Mom” award.

In the following clip, we learn that Ali has lofty goals (“I aspire to be like my sister, Lindsay”), strong convictions (“I can’t sing a song I don’t believe in”) and the ability to learn from her sibling’s mistakes (“She’s taught me the things to do and not to do”).

Living Lohan premieres on May 26.