While this will probably amount to nothing more than a measly fine and a slap on the wrist, let us all be be happy in knowing that Paris Hilton was at least charged today with a DUI.  As we mentioned a few weeks ago, Paris Hilton was detained after being pulled over in Hollywood back on Sept. 7th.  Although she has since claimed to drinking only one margarita that night, Hilton’s BAC registered at 0.08.  (She’s also claimed that Paris Stavros was the love of her life, but we all know how that ended). Paris, 25, is scheduled to be arraigned on Sept. 28th.