Finally, a return of the greatest reality show of all time!  Gordon Ramsay, British football thug-turned-fancy chef will host the second season of this intense cooking competition.  Top Chef, who?  While T. C. host Katie Joel stares soullessly at contestants and drones something about “packing your knives,” Ramsay will take that knife, threaten you with it, and tell you your risotto is worse than horse manure.  Now THAT’S good TV.

This season will pit men against women as contestants brave Mr. Ramsay’s…prickly demeanor and cook as if their lives depended on it.  The grand prize is the title of Executive Chef at the new Red Rock Casino Resort and Spa in Las Vegas- that is, if anyone survives. 

Hell’s Kitchen is Divine.