Well, well, well.  Who knew that if you wished upon a star hard enough, your dreams could come true?  I prayed for the day that Kevin Covais would finally be kicked off American Idol, but I never thought it would happen so soon.  When I heard that Votefortheworst.com was backing him just for sheer entertainment, I was convinced that I would have to listen to him for weeks to come.  So ultimately, I had to pick Lisa Tucker as the loser for the week.  But that’s okay.  I may have lost—but I really won!  Kevin’s elimination was equivalent to Brent’s firing on The Apprentice.  With less dead weight on the show now, we’re just about ready to get down to business.  Once that airhead Kellie Pickler is eliminated, it’ll be clear sailing from here…

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