Intimidate Your Co-workers with the USB Bouncer

Don’t you hate it when you return to your cubicle after lunch—and find that someone’s either been on your computer or “borrowed” your stapler? Well to protect your privacy and precious office supplies, we suggest the USB Bouncer. The tuxedoed brute is motion-activated, and says a variety of bouncer-esque phrases when someone comes near, such as “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’”, “You’re not welcome ‘ere”, “Not today, mate”, and more. While the USB Bouncer can’t physically stop a potential pilferer, we think he’ll at least scare the bejesus out of said intruder, and that’s good enough for us. Available for $20 USD.

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