Despite my leaning towards anything in favor of vampires, I must admit that it’s obvious who won the abs contest between Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson. So who would win between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black? Pattinson seems to have it all figured out—based on the books, of course:

“Looking at Taylor’s martial-arts videos from when he was, like, 9, I wouldn’t really want to do anything [to make him angry]. Maybe if I had some kind of weapon. But if Edward and Jacob [fought], I think it’s actually a fact that Edward would win I think, if I read the books correctly. So I guess I could hold onto that for my ego.”

I don’t know what movie you were watching, Robert, but… (vague spoilers after the break!)

The werewolves seemed to kick major vampire butt in New Moon, not to mention Edward got his arse beat fairly badly by his own kind.

Well, we still have a few movies to go—perhaps he’ll gain super strength by the end of them or something.