UPDATE: You can read Seth Rogen’s response to Lindsay’s comments here.

What do Sean Penn, Lindsay Lohan and Seth Rogen have in common? According to the unemployed name in this group, they could be starring in a movie together.

In the April issue of Nylon magazine, the 22-year-old tabloid fixture expressed a concern many people are now sharing: a lack of work. “It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’” (When exactly did you realize that, honey—before or after you went to the club?)

And though she admits being turned down for Tim Burton’s adaptation of Alice in Wonderland, Lindsay claims she still has other possible projects out there.

“I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

Let’s see. Sean just won his second Oscar. Seth’s starring in what may be the #1 film this weekend. What’s in this for either of them?