In three days, the Internet is set to crash once again when the newest (the second of three) GTA IV trailer sees the light of day. Hopefully we’ll be seeing something more action-oriented this time around, as opposed to the first, which was more of a showcase for Liberty City than anything else. The video is titled “Looking for that Special Someone” and a special website is being prepped by Yahoo in order to withstand the insane amount of traffic it will receive once the trailer goes live. Anyone want to place bets on how long it’ll take for the site to crash?

Expect us to pick it apart piece by piece once it goes live, and later in the week Kyle and I will be debating over the excruciating details and nuances the trailer presents us with.

As an added bonus, last week, the Turkish Official Xbox Magazine revealed several tasty nuggets about GTA IV. Everyone loves lists, so I present you a list of GTA goodness:

• There’s a slight vibration with every footstep when you run (sorry PS3 players)
• No more HUD (health and armor indicators are gone), and instead everything is visual – if you have armor, you’ll see the bulletproof vest and it will visually deteriorates
• Flamethrowers and rocket launchers are in the game
• Explosions are larger, and the game features a missions where you cause a chain reaction of car explosions
• Cars don’t explode from crashes or hitting them; you need to actually blow them up
• Niko doesn’t get tired, he just begins running slower over time
• The game is much more time-sensitive. An example that isn’t necessarily in the game was a mission where you need to catch a train by a certain time, and if you don’t, you don’t get to do that mission.
• Gore is more prevalent; bullet wounds show, blood appears as you shoot people, they limp when shot in the leg, hold their arm if it’s shot, and running people over is “disturbing”
• No more eating, working out or having a girlfriend, but skills improve over time
• 100% completion yields secret vehicles and “plenty of goodies”
• The land size is larger than the three cities (sans countryside) from San Andreas

No more girlfriends? Hooray!