It’s always something like:
1) For teh buttseckz, press 1. For goatse, press 2. If your toilet’s been stopped for 3 days, press 3. Para continuar en Espanol… :x
2) *Bleep* For help with getting a free iPod, press 1. For help with getting your virtual girfriend, press 2…for other inquiries…
3) *Bloop* Please hold, and someone will be right with you…
4) *Hold* Did you check our website? Our exciting new site has FAQ’s for questions you don’t need answers to. Please visit it us at www….
5) *Holding More* All representatives are assisting other customers <insert crappy elevator music here>
6) * 20 minutes later * I’m sorry. That’s another department. Let me transfer you to that extension. Go to #3.
