[quote author=“sweet jesus”]Go with the beard. It eminates power and prowess. People will swarm to it like Mecca only to bask in its glory.
[quote author=“Reno 911!”]Junior: To me, it doesn’t make sense that you gotta pray facing a certain way. If God’s everywhere, shouldn’t you be able to, you know face any which way when you pray? Like is his reciever somewhere in the middle east and he’s listening to the reciever or something? I don’t know.
Garcia: Yeah thats like I have a plan with God, but its like a bad cell plan, it doesn’t work in certain areas.
Junior: 5 calls a day.
Garcia: That’s right. Anytime. See, I got anytime minutes with my god.
Junior: Hallelujah.
Garcia: 24/7.