I had to share this with everyone—- it’s definately insightful.

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/rusty.html

umm…err…ok… 😛
I liked this section, lol:

When Rusty went to bed, his mother came to tuck him in. “Now, Rusty, there’s something I want you to remember,” she said. “Don’t play with yourself, or you’ll go blind.”

“Okay, mom,” said Rusty. He wondered if he could just do it until he needed glasses.

hahhahah.

andreux, were you saved by a fireman? 😛

“Can we go to a family psych—- psych—- head shrinker, Mother?” asked Rusty. “I have the number for a good one.”

Mother thought, “Maybe this will get those perverted homosexual thoughts out of little Rusty’s head.” She said, “All right, Rusty.”

lol.. damn.. that is funny ...

[quote author=“hmbldtgrl”]“Can we go to a family psych—- psych—- head shrinker, Mother?” asked Rusty. “I have the number for a good one.”

Mother thought, “Maybe this will get those perverted homosexual thoughts out of little Rusty’s head.” She said, “All right, Rusty.”

lol.. damn.. that is funny ...

I can’t believe only 2 people have comments for this?  Wierd…well at least it was antman and hmbldtgrl.  👏

In the park, Rusty met a man. “Hello, little boy,” said the man. “How would you like some ice cream?”

Rusty knew exactly what the man was after. Maybe this was his big chance! “Have you a fireman uniform?” asked Rusty.

“No, I’m afraid I haven’t,” said the man.

“Oh,” said Rusty, disappointed. Then he kicked the man in the balls to show him what he thought of child molesters.

HAHAHA I cracked up when I read that!

[quote author=“munkyxtc”]I can’t believe only 2 people have comments for this?  Wierd…well at least it was antman and hmbldtgrl.  👏

Hey no fair you posted while I was reading it!

sorry—

Its ok. Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

That’s was hilarious and a pretty damn well constructred satire too.

That was hilarious.  :lol:  :lol: