when she hasn’t gotten all pretty for you
when she tells you that what she loves about your relationship, “(Is that) We’re just friends, who #### on occasion!” (yeah, I know, it’s ideal or what not…but I really liked that one :( now she’s married :()
when she tells you that she’s afraid to be more than friends because it will ruin the wonderful friendship you both share.
when she visibly doesn’t like your car, and then makes fun of it…or looks longingly at other cars or the drivers of those cars 😛
when she says she’s tired at 8 pm
when she’s in an inner-turmoil about making-out with you because she’s got a boyfriend
when your friend ends up having sex with her instead of you
when you’re told to leave the room because your friend is receiving *special treatment*
when, after your friends had sex with her, she jumps on you completely naked and then tells you how much she wants you…kissing you everywhere…:(even though there isn’t any possible way you could be turned on by her because she’s just totally stepped all over your heart by sleeping with your best friend first (when she was supposed to sleep with you first)...even though she’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever had sex with…who also happens to be a stripper (ex now i think)...then you get into a big argument after she asks you, “What’s wrong with you?” and you reply…after a few moments of nervous glances (while she’s on top of you naked, right after she’s kissed all around your stomach right below the waistband), “I dunno…I guess I’m not into you anymore..”
Ok, so that last one wasn’t very typical…
a few of those are about the same people…
hope my misery gets you a few laughs 😛
