Like turn your eyes cross-eyed, or play the national anthem with your armpit?

no but i swear this girl i know does..she like does things to guys..everybody opens the door for her carries her books and like walks her to class..its amazing..shes quite hypnotic i tell ya’...

i’ve got this one ability: whenever I got hit up the bars with my friends, even if I’m the last one to order, I always get carded. And depending on the place, the waitor/bartender will proceed to check all of my friend’s id’s as well.

“ok, you’ll have uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh….::looks at me after i order::...aaaaaand may i see your id please?”

i think i’ll get some grey hair dye.

I can read.  Does that count?

I have the uncanny ability to have the worst car luck ever!

I once got three flat tires while driving in seperate locations.  The first one happened on a highway.  I put the spare on and once I got off the highway I hit a huge hole and blew the spare.  I was about five blocks from my apartment and ran over something else and blew one of the back tires.  I ended up driving the remaining three blocks on two flat tires.

Antman, I get carded all the time too.  I can have a full-grown beard and get carded at a bar!

C’mon, do we even need to think about what that is?  :o

Sorry guys, that one was too easy   :lol:

oh yeah, my special ability—sort of freakish, but I can jump rope with my arms—lock my fingers and jump through the opening and pull my arms up over my head and do it over and over again…

Ok, I’m sure no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I’m dillusional.

[quote author=“munkyxtc”]oh yeah, my special ability—sort of freakish, but I can jump rope with my arms—lock my fingers and jump through the opening and pull my arms up over my head and do it over and over again…

Ok, I’m sure no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I’m dillusional.

i know someone who can do that! it’s the freakiest and coolest thing i’ve ever seen!

Or just plain freaky.

[quote author=“thor88”][quote author=“munkyxtc”]oh yeah, my special ability—sort of freakish, but I can jump rope with my arms—lock my fingers and jump through the opening and pull my arms up over my head and do it over and over again…

Ok, I’m sure no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I’m dillusional.

i know someone who can do that! it’s the freakiest and coolest thing i’ve ever seen!

sweet, I’m not the only freak out there!  👏

i can lick my elbow and nose. 1 in a million 😊

my arm hyperextends.  i can also tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue.

haha, i just thought of this one.

every time i blow my nose, i can feel air coming out of the corner of my eye.  it’s a really gross feeling.

[quote author=“thor88”]haha, i just thought of this one.

every time i blow my nose, i can feel air coming out of the corner of my eye.  it’s a really gross feeling.

learn to master that air vent. i’ve seen people use it as a stupid human trick and squirt milk out their eye like that. its always something else you can put on your resume.

[quote author=“thor88”]haha, i just thought of this one.

every time i blow my nose, i can feel air coming out of the corner of my eye.  it’s a really gross feeling.

Yeah, that’s cool…your ears, nose, mouth, and tear ducts are all connected, so technically you can blow air out of all the locations…

I have this amazing ability to make guys go nuts for me.  I don’t even try.  I’m a woman who plays video games and chats on IRC.

...what?

...don’t look at me like that.

*runs*

I’m left handed.  😛

haha go you. Are you like both left and right. Like for sports are you right while writing your left?

I’m completely left handed, writing and sports.

haha go you. Are you like both left and right. Like for sports are you right while writing your left?

you mean is he ‘ambidextrous’

[quote author=“munkyxtc”]oh yeah, my special ability—sort of freakish, but I can jump rope with my arms—lock my fingers and jump through the opening and pull my arms up over my head and do it over and over again…

Ok, I’m sure no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I’m dillusional.

Haha! You are a monkey! That’s awesome.

[quote author=“lennyk”][quote author=“munkyxtc”]oh yeah, my special ability—sort of freakish, but I can jump rope with my arms—lock my fingers and jump through the opening and pull my arms up over my head and do it over and over again…

Ok, I’m sure no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I’m dillusional.

Haha! You are a monkey! That’s awesome.

Yeah, but I don’t fling poo like most 😛

haha go you. Are you like both left and right. Like for sports are you right while writing your left?

you mean is he ‘ambidextrous’

Hey!  That’s what I am!  :D

Well then you’re allright by my standards.

Revived! :D

I can do that too gohan 😛

-=relik

Revived! :D

I can do that too gohan 😛

-=relik

OMG I just spent a good 30 seconds trying to do this. Y’all… I can’t LOL

But hey, y’all should try grabbing your elbow with the hand on the same arm and licking your ear to the other direction. That’s some fun times there 8)