The Scotsman’s caddie
One day, a scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: “You are my caddie for today?”
“Yes,” answered the boy.
“You are good in finding lost balls?”
“Oh yes, I find every lost ball!”
“Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!”
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