“I have no idea if this is accurate or not. What I do know is I use an iPhone (my only Apple product) and I have NEVER had tits. At least not as big as the girl’s in the picture. Well, not after the surgery anyway. But I did used to wear a skirt like that to my tennis tournaments and bend over the net all seductively so the umpire could see my—what do they call the things you wear under a tennis skirt? Right—my balls. HEY UMP, LIKE WHAT YOU SEE or do you Love-Love it? Tennis joke!” - Geekolgie

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/11/no_youre_stupid_how_different.php