“When I die, will you quit playing golf?” 

A wife asked her husband, “When I die, will you quit playing golf?”

The husband replies, “It will take a while to get over it, but eventually I’ll probably play again.” She asks again, “If you remarry, will you marry another woman who plays golf?” He replies, “Yes, I probably will.” Again she asks, “Will you give her my clubs?” The husband replies, “No, she’s left-handed.”

A wife asked her husband, “When I die, will you quit playing golf?”

The husband replies, “It will take a while to get over it, but eventually I’ll probably play again.” She asks again, “If you remarry, will you marry another woman who plays golf?” He replies, “Yes, I probably will.” Again she asks, “Will you give her my clubs?” The husband replies, “No, she’s left-handed.”
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