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| Posted: 29 November 2004 06:08 PM |
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lol I don’t have a paintball gun. I thought about dog crap haha or swapping the paper to last weeks paper :lol: |
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| Posted: 29 November 2004 06:08 PM |
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Alright guys, I usually don’t order Newspaper subscriptions but have done so recently to take advantage of a free trial. Last week was my first week and out of the whole week I only received two papers. At first I thought i got a lazy paper boy who didn’t deliver on certain days. After doing some investigation with some trusted neighbors who do see a paper on my door way in early mornings I realize my paper was stolen from my door step every morning before i got to it.
Now i’m thinking of canceling my subscription since I got a bastard neighbor who couldn’t afford his own paper. Any ideas how or what I can do to catch him or her or just to get back for stealing my Sh*t? :evil: :x :think: |
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| Posted: 29 November 2004 06:31 PM |
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Wake up early & catch him…. having a paintball gun is a plus too. |
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| Posted: 29 November 2004 06:42 PM |
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wake up really early and put something in the paper. Or just catch em red handed and chase them down. |
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| Posted: 29 November 2004 06:56 PM |
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cover the paper with glue or honey or something sticky early in the morning, or cover it with dog crap…maybe after a couple of days of that he will get the message…..try doing it on the underside so he wont see it when he picks it up. :D |
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| Posted: 29 November 2004 07:00 PM |
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[quote author=“fofo”]Wake up early & catch him…. having a paintball gun is a plus too.
Paintball gun higly recomended….. frozen paintballs good too. :evil: |
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| Posted: 30 November 2004 12:53 AM |
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[quote author=“omcantu”][quote author=“fofo”]Wake up early & catch him…. having a paintball gun is a plus too.
Paintball gun higly recomended….. frozen paintballs good too. :evil:
lol OUCH! thats funny! 👏 |
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| Posted: 30 November 2004 10:17 AM |
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I say you put a camera in place and tape him stealing it. Then report him to the police :lol: that should teach him a lesson. |
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| Posted: 30 November 2004 10:52 AM |
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just wait til he comes in the morning, and when he bends down to pick up the paper, bumrush him and kick him in the head. he won’t come back again. |
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| Posted: 30 November 2004 10:56 AM |
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wake up and piss on the paper and #### on the inside when he picks it up he will have fun |
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Put up one of those fake video cameras 😊 |
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[quote author=“Skinz”]wake up and piss on the paper and **** on the inside when he picks it up he will have fun
that’s great and all, but then u have no newspaper… |
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[quote author=“antman22”][quote author=“Skinz”]wake up and piss on the paper and **** on the inside when he picks it up he will have fun
that’s great and all, but then u have no newspaper…
do u have a newspaper now? no so why not miss it for one more day |
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[quote author=“drummergirl81”]cover the paper with glue or honey or something sticky early in the morning, or cover it with dog crap…maybe after a couple of days of that he will get the message…..try doing it on the underside so he wont see it when he picks it up. :D
It’s like putting money and glueing it to the ground and watching what the people do to try to get it. Haha. Glue the paper to the ground and all the pages together so he/she can’t rip the paper off either :lol: |
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[quote author=“emoemodude”][quote author=“drummergirl81”]cover the paper with glue or honey or something sticky early in the morning, or cover it with dog crap…maybe after a couple of days of that he will get the message…..try doing it on the underside so he wont see it when he picks it up. :D
It’s like putting money and glueing it to the ground and watching what the people do to try to get it. Haha. Glue the paper to the ground and all the pages together so he/she can’t rip the paper off either :lol:
this place here called fat cowboys has a quarter and penny glued to the ground right by the door. its funny to see people pay for their food then try and pick up the money on the way out. when they figure out its stuck the always look around to see if any one saw them. :lol: |
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Haha! I should do that in front of mcdonalds or something. |
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[quote author=“Bootes”]Put up one of those fake video cameras 😊
LOL, thanks for all the great suggestions.
Where can I get one of these fake cameras for cheap? |
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[quote author=“goldlink”][quote author=“Bootes”]Put up one of those fake video cameras 😊
LOL, thanks for all the great suggestions.
Where can I get one of these fake cameras for cheap?
http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,11054465~mode=flat~days=9999
hmm… deal might have expired now tho
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