It’s actually 5 kids…i’m from the area where this happened. The dunces perofrming their only act of intelligence turned themselves in. The assmunch who threw the turkey is 18 and I am sure is going to be spending some quality time in a small room getting in touch with his feminine side the hard way.
It looks like the rest might skate as most of them are minors. If I was related to this woman, I would request to be allowed to beat their face and head with either one twenty lb turkey, or…two ten lb chickens.