uhh ... why not just be the real thing??

A blow-up dude.

I would wanna be some chocolates or something. Classy, but you can still do some kinky things with them 😉

your mom…....err wait did that make sense o.O

ROFL!  :D

I would be a big, two headed jelly-dong.  :evil:

a double penetration dildo. or a hot pink sparkly buttplug.

[quote author=“pinkrockett”]a double penetration dildo. or a hot pink sparkly buttplug.

Damn, a freaky girl…. nicccceeee.  😉  I would want to be one of those portable dildos….. that way the girls can use me whenever and wherever they please.  8)

What about one with the jewel in the end?

Post pics.

[quote author=“MSP”]
I would be a big, two headed jelly-dong.  :evil:

Ditto.

What about one with the jewel in the end?

Post pics.

yeah right.. lol

Id be one of those vibratring clit dildos. Not sure why haha.

any kind of dildoh as long as it gets some =]

I’d be a bluetooth enabled remote controlled vibrating latex panty with clit stimulator, and add on inflatable rubber dildo and butt plug.

Locking chastity belt sold seperately.

Some assembly required. Batteries not included.

‘The cmstar vibrating panty prefers “Wet” brand lubricant, available at fine retailers nationwide.’

I’d be the “Rambone”

And if you’ve seen this thing you should be running away from me 😉

A dildo…

:think:

[quote author=“cmstar”]I’d be a bluetooth enabled remote controlled vibrating latex panty with clit stimulator, and add on inflatable rubber dildo and butt plug.

Locking chastity belt sold seperately.

Some assembly required. Batteries not included.

‘The cmstar vibrating panty prefers “Wet” brand lubricant, available at fine retailers nationwide.’

LOL!  What have I done…  :o