Interesting this subject was started—I actually open this topic on my boards awhile ago…here’s my list:
Here’s some pickup lines for the guys, please feel free to adapt them as needed!
1) Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
2) You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
3) Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
4) Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.
5) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
6) Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
7) Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
8 ) Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9) There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
10) Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
11) Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
12) Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
13) I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
14) Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
15) I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
16) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
17) You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
18 ) If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
19) Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.
20) Baby did you fart, ‘cause you blow me away!
21) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
22) Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…“I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
23) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
24) When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
25) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
26) Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
27) Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
28 ) Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
And ladies…here is some witty comments to help fight the dogs off:
“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
So what do you do for a living?
Response: Female impersonator.
“Is this seat empty?”
Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
“So, wanna go back to my place?”
Response: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
- It’s in the phone book.
But I don’t know your name.
- That’s in the phone book too.
What sign were you born under?
Response: No Parking.
I know how to please a woman.
Response: Then please leave me alone.
Haven’t we met before?
Response: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
I want to give myself to you.
Response: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
I can tell that you want me.
Response: Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you… to leave.
Hey cutie, how ‘bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Response: Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
May I see you pretty soon?
Response: Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?
Your body is like a temple.
Response: Sorry, there are no services today.
I’d go through anything for you.
Response: Good! Let’s start with your bank account.
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Response: Yes, but would you stay there?
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Response: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Your place or mine?
Response: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
After hearing a pickup line:
Response: I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
“You look like a dream.”
Response: “Go back to sleep.”
“I can see forever in your eyes.”
Response: “But all I can see is never in yours.”
“I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.”
Response: “Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.”
