I’ve shaved my head once. And it was a long time ago. Last year, my friend and I were going to shave our heads but leave our beards, because that would be funny. We would have taken pictures and promptly shaved the beards, too, though. Probably. We never did it though.
AHHH! NO!!! So much pressure! Besides, I wouldn’t look cute anymore and then you’d be forced to break up with me. And then all the 12 year olds in the FIP thread would hit on you even more. Its just not a good idea!
I have the traditional blond hair because I’m swedish. In the summer, if I go into the sun, I start getting these straggly red wire hairs and my blond turns strawberry. Kinda weird. Maybe I’m allergic to the sun.
[quote author=“Tighr”]You should become a hermit and live in a cave. And eat people. That’d be awesome
Hmmm…I will take this into consideration. I do spend most of my time inside so perhaps taking up the consumption of people is the next natural step. I could get all grizzled looking like santa claus.
[quote author=“hmbldtgrl”]very sexy.. and think of all the things a beard is good for?
I’m thinking of storing squirrels and other small mammals in it. They can track down my prey/people and then I’ll cut’em good. Dinner for everyone. I’ll be like the new St. Francis or Assisi. Friend to animal and man…well not really man…I just stab him.
