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Prank Pizza Order:
Operator: Hi my name is Steve and thank you for calling Pizza 73. How can I help you?
Customer: Can’t hear ya there Steve… can you repeat yourself?
Steve: Sure, my name is…Steve. And this is Pizza 73. Can I take your order?
Customer: Yeah sure there buttercup
Steve: Excuse me?
Customer: Oh sorry, the last operator told me to call him buttercup. I thought it was just something all you guys like to be called.
Steve: Um, no. My name is Steve
Customer: Yeah yeah I heard you already. Don’t start ****** cryin on me here Steve… I just want some pizza
Steve: Sorry sir. Can I get your phone number?
Customer: Nice trick there Steve, but I dont swing that way!
Steve: *sighs* Sir, its so I can pull up you address
Customer: Oh *under breath “****”* Sorry Steve…. a guy can;t be too careful these days
Steve: sure. Have you been drinking?
Customer: Not that its any of your business, Steve, but yes. Ever since she left me.
Steve: I’m sorry to hear that.
Customer: She took the ****** ice cube trays! What kinda sick ***** takes the ice cube trays?
Steve: a very sick woman sir. Now about that number, sir
Customer: oh right. ###-####
Steve: Great. So thats ##### ##st apr ###?
Customer: Yep
Steve: What can I get you tonight? Same thing as the last order?
Customer: What did I get last time?
Steve: 2 large pizzas. Double cheese and the grand slam.
Customer: Sure thing…. can you make sure no black olives touch my pizza? If they do, I’m holdin you responsible
Steve: I will make sure
Customer: You sure you gonna call them and say no black olives?
Steve: I can do that
Customer: Thats great service there steve.
Steve: So to repeat your order, 2 large pizzas, one double cheese and the other the grand slam with no black olives. IS that right?
Customer: No
Steve: Did I miss something?
Customer: Yeah I said lots of black olives. Steve, you’re killin me here spanky.
Steve: Oh sorry… my phone must be breaking up. I thought you said No black olives
Customer: Yeah no black olives. I don’t like them on there.
Steve: um, sir…*voice getting imparient* do you want black olives on your pizza?
Customer: No
Steve: ok, so thats a double cheese and a grand slam with no black olives. Is that all?
Customer: If I pay with a $50 and I tell the delivery guy to keep the change, will he clean my bathroom?
Steve: um,*laughs* no sir.
Customer: Well tell him not to expect a ****** tip then.
Steve: Ok sir. So the total is $##.##. Will that be cash of charge?
Customer: Do you accept payment as stories of great adventure?
Steve: um no.
Customer: ****. cancel the order then buttercup
Steve: Well sir…..
*click*