Wince.

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Round 3, Pick 7: Vince Carter, SG, New Jersey Nets

Hey, he played all 82 games last season.

Contract year.

I like having a guy on my team that will make the highlights.

Yeah, that self-love for his fadeaway jump shot looks smooth on TV.

Say what you want, but his line from last year is what it is: 25.2 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 4.8 apg, 1.0 spg, 0.4 bpg, 1.9 3pg, 45.4 FG%, 80.2 FT%, 2.7 topg

Ehh, it’s all right, if you like that sort of thing,

At least he’s not playing for Team U.S.A. right now.

True. That particular jinx has gained steam over the years.

What do you put the over/under on games played this year.

15 and I’ll take the under. A million a game or so. That has some nice symmetry to it.

Not much analysis is being provided here. Could you show me what was said last year?

Sure. Here.

C’mon, the Raptors are your home team. You used to be a fan, right?

Sure. I used to pick my nose in public too. Now I know to do that on the dee-lo.

The Nets took the Raps out in the playoffs.

True. The difference, like in many playoff series, was one road win. The Nets got one, the Raps did not. But I’d love to see them face off again.

Where you draft this guy in a real draft situation?

Never.

Isn’t that pretty biased?

Yup.

Other Players on this Fantasy Team:

1.7 Steve Nash, PG, Phoenix Suns
2.6 Dwight Howard, PF/C, Orlando Magic

Previous Picks This Round:

3.1. Paul Pierce, SG/SF, Boston Celtics
3.2. Marcus Camby, C, Denver Nuggets
3.3. Baron Davis, PG, Golden State Warriors
3.4. Deron Williams, PG, Utah Jazz
3.5. Chauncey Billups, PG, Detroit Pistons
3.6 Gerald Wallace, SG/SF, Charlotte Bobcats

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