What’s the biggest comic book coming out this year? Is it Before Watchmen? AvsX? My Little Pony? Nope, the most exciting news out of comics this year is that The Situation, the gym-tan-laundry rehabbing co-star of Jersey Shore, is putting out his own comic book, called, simply, The Situation.

Not many details have been released about it yet, other than that fell behind schedule. After debuting his comic in September on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Situation will show it off at Wizard World Austin on October 27.

Our imbedded industry spies have revealed to Comix 411 that a number of new characters will be making their first appearance in the first issue. How many? At least 10 (coindence... or not?) Here, then, are the Top 10 new characters featured in The Situation’s upcoming comic:

(10) The Macaroni Rascal

(9) Hook-Uppperer

(8) The Oxycodonor

(7) Agent Orange Skin

(6) Abs-O-Lutely

(5) The Five Fingers

(4) Haterjuicer

(3) Super Sitch

(2) GuidOMG

And the #1 new character appearing in The Situation’s new comic?

(1) Rehabitator

Your move, Honey Boo Boo!

[Artwork: The Situation]