After seeing this new photo of Sienna Miller, I felt compelled to say a few things to the Mistress of Disguise.

1. Why bother covering up? We’ve already seen you naked.
2. Hiding won’t make the photographers go away. If anything, they’ll just try harder next time.
3. Try smiling. It’ll throw the paps off.
4. Blocking your face won’t necessarily make us less interested. If anything, you’ve just increased the value of the shot.
5. You do realize that we can still see you…right?