Lindsay Lohan recently said her father Michael Lohan’s new marriage makes her want to “vomit,” and the media is starting to piece together the meaning of her statement.

Michael Lohan is engaged to Kate Major, the former Star reporter who enjoyed about two weeks of tabloid fame as the Other Woman in the Jon Gosselin-Hailey Glassman romance which unfolded last summer.

But Major is more of a major fame-follower than we already believed. According to E!, Major and Lindsay Lohan used to be best friends back when Kate was still writing about celebs instead of dating them. For her friendship, Major was privileged to exclusive stories.

Anyone else feeling a little nauseous?