Erie Bonnie is suing Michael Jackson’s estate for a “herpes cure, acne cures and arthritis cures” which Bonnie allegedly invented.

In addition to the theft allegations, Erie also claims that “someone from the Jackson family came by my house and shot a 22 pistol in the air. They turned around in a neighbor’s driveway and drove away.”

Sounds quite…unbelievable.

At any rate, the King of Pop’s estate is being sued for nine copyrights, and even an idea for an automobile insurance policy.

So, wait a minute…there’s a cure for herpes?