I have to admit, I really know nothing about Brooke Hogan.  (I mean aside from the fact that she’s a joke of a singer and - fashionably speaking - the white version of Bai Ling.)  Up until today, I’ve remained completely indifferent toward her.

But now?  I actually feel a bit sorry for her.

It was probably tough enough for the girl to see her parents - Hulk and Linda Hogan - go through a divorce.  Now comes news of the most heinous kind: Her dad was sleeping with one her best friends.

Granted, this friend wasn’t exactly Brooke’s age (which would have made it all kinds of wrong), but that doesn’t lessen the ick factor.  According to the National Enquirer, the woman in question (33-year-old Christiane Plante) was someone who apparently worked with the aspiring musician on her last album.

In Christine’s defense (as if there could ever possibly be one for someone who sleeps with her best friend’s father), the mistress claims the relationship happened during the end of of Hulk Hogan‘s 24-year marriage.

Well as everyone knows, rules are rules.  You don’t sleep with your girlfriend’s ex….and you sure as heck don’t sleep with her father.  Ever!