While I am in no way an authority on relationships, there are some things I would feel comfortable telling any set of newlyweds.  Never admit your marriage hasn’t been consummated...and never reveal scary anger issues.  At least not to the media.

Unfortunately, Gary Coleman and his wife, Shannon Price, have already passed the point of no return and have chosen to keep on going.  The 40-year-old actor and his wife of only 8 months have now opted to air their differences on Divorce Court.  No, no - they’re not actually getting a divorce (at least, not yet), they’re just gonna get a little guidance from Judge Lynn Toler.  (What?  Dr. Phil‘s peeps didn’t pay to get them on first?)

It seems the 22-year-old redhead will have a lot to say during their two-part appearance.  Amongst her complaints?  Coleman apparently throws childish temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his way.  In addition to floor stomping, he likes to bash his head into walls.  Sweet!

You can see those episodes of Divorce Court (which airs in syndication) on May 1 and 2.