Listen up, frazzled moms.  Don’t worry too much about steering your children in the wrong direction.  Even if you do—someone out there will still think you’re a great mother.

Take Dina Lohan for instance.  Even though the show mom has seen one daughter fall off the wagon (and out of her clothes) and the other child aspiring to emulate her big sis, she’s set to be labeled a “Top Mom” at a charity event tonight.

That’s right, Mingling Moms will be honoring Dina and other mothers of celebrities at a dinner this evening.  (I’m hoping Natalie Portman’s mother will be seated at a different table.)  The organization’s president says Lohan was chosen for her dedication to her children.  “Through all the ups and downs of Lindsay, she has been by her side.” 

Yes, we know.  We’ve seen her partying with Lindsay.