No one is safe from Charlie Sheen’s torpedoes of “truth.” On Tuesday, Sheen viciously attacked former co-star Jon Cryer (you know -- Duckie from Pretty in Pink, and the other man in Two and a Half Men). His attack came, like most of Sheen’s attacks, without warning and for seemingly no reason.

“Jon has not called me. He’s a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he’s a troll. He issued a statement,” Sheen said. We can’t speak for the t-adjectives, not knowing Jon Cryer personally, but we can verify that the actor hasn’t uttered a comment, Tweet or status update regarding Sheen or Two and a Half Men. He will, however, appear in a skit on Thursday’s Ellen DeGeneres Show, where he’ll be acting as a receptionist for the show. “I needed the work,” he explains to Ellen in the segment.