Charlie Sheen, otherwise known as the only celebrity who can make Lindsay Lohan look like a great casting decision, doesn’t want to wait around for Good Morning America to get off its ass. Meaning, ABC, NBC, CBS and everyone else Sheen has been talking to just aren’t broadcasting entertainment news all the time.

So, what if Sheen has something he’s just got to share with fans? That’s what the Internet is for. Charlie Sheen began live streaming to fans on Saturday night, unveiling his “Sheen’s Korner.” It’s even got a tagline: “You’re either in Sheen’s Korner or you’re with the trolls.” And if you don’t want to be a troll, watch Sheen’s entire 50-minute...mess rant thing show.

Why is Korner spelled with a K? That’s just one of many, many mysteries. Sometimes, we find Charlie Sheen a little confusing. Hey, wouldn’t it be great if one of the satellite radio stations started reporting on him 24/7?

Enter “Tiger Blood Radio” from Sirius XM. That. Just. Happened.