Dustin Diamond, aka Screech Powers, sat down in front of cameras recently to give a reading of his new tell-all, Behind the Bell. This particular passage focuses on the many on-set loves of Mario Lopez, who played muscle-bound hunk A.C. Slater on the show.

To be perfectly clear, Diamond did not actually see these alleged sexual relations (that we know about). But he builds most of his storytelling on who went back to who’s trailer once tape stopped rolling.