If you’re having a hard time distinguishing Angelina Jolie‘s face in this photo, there’s a reason: She isn’t there. Last week, pictures of the supposedly pregnant actress in her hospital room made their way across the internet. Unfortunately, the exposed belly shots were as misleading as Entertainment Tonight‘s delivery report.

Outlets wanting to believe that Angelina would make such an open gesture - after all this time - imagined seeing Brad Pitt and the Wanted star through that window. Unfortunately, it was another pregnant woman simply messing with their heads.

As it is, even at the right elevation, photographers couldn’t snap Angelina inside her private room even if they wanted to. According to the Lenval hospital in Nice, the actress arranged to have a special covering placed in front of her windows; that material bars camera lenses from seeing inside.

Now that’s what I call a birthing plan!